Shout Box archive

13 Jul 20:04

Mechanizoid

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I shall immediately call for some of those people called "program developers" and "coders".

13 Jul 20:03

Mechanizoid

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A brilliant suggestion, Mein Fuhrer.

13 Jul 20:03

Amit Dutta

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We must create an app that lures the sheep to places of congregation looking for fairies, and cleanse them all on the spot

13 Jul 20:03

Mechanizoid

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And this gives us an immense tactical advantage. We can save the "trucks" for transporting the Untermenschen, and install the large stand still rays at the camp perimeters to keep them in.

13 Jul 20:02

Mechanizoid

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Research suggests this "Deadpool" may be sufficient to stop even these untermenschen, however, Mein Fuhrer.

13 Jul 20:02

Amit Dutta

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We shall use this to our advantage

13 Jul 20:02

Mechanizoid

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I propose we broadcast this "Deadpool" on these portable stand still rays. The only problem is that the untermenschen don't always seem to stand still while staring at the screen. Some seem quite adept at navigating even with their attention focused on the screen.

13 Jul 20:01

Mechanizoid

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They spend most of their time, even while walking or do other tasks, staring at the screen.

13 Jul 20:01

Mechanizoid

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However, I have noticed that most if not all untermenschen carry their only small versions of the stand-still ray. They do not appear to be aware of its capabilities.

13 Jul 20:00

Amit Dutta

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You are far ahead Der Oberste Führer der Schutzstaffel. Der Führer Dutta

13 Jul 20:00

Mechanizoid

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lol

13 Jul 20:00

John

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Let's do this! *click*

13 Jul 19:59

Amit Dutta

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*disclaimer : not legit at all...but I want to see anyway :)

13 Jul 19:59

Mechanizoid

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All that remains is to transport the stand-still ray to the locations to be cleared of untermenschen. I propose to use the device commonly called an "automobile" or "truck".

13 Jul 19:59

Amit Dutta

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Tell me what you get

13 Jul 19:59

Amit Dutta

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Do this...totally legit research ") http://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/

13 Jul 19:59

John

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Haha! Haven't heard the word 'jib' since watching those old black and white movies.

13 Jul 19:58

Mechanizoid

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I have trouble with the words that are not in my dictionary.

13 Jul 19:58

Mechanizoid

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hmmm

13 Jul 19:58

Mechanizoid

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Hmm, this disc seems unusually effective, it reads "Dead... deadpool"

13 Jul 19:57

Amit Dutta

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I like the cut of your jib....but keep that jib away from me

13 Jul 19:57

Mechanizoid

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Alternatively you can use a streaming site.

13 Jul 19:57

Mechanizoid

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The rays from this flat screen of phospor coated material cause untermenschen like John to simply stand as though rooted to the ground when information from this laser-read disc is inserted in this box.

13 Jul 19:56

Amit Dutta

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I like the word gibber, and gibbous. Random thought

13 Jul 19:56

Mechanizoid

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Now we need only use it to separate the untermenschen from those of intelligence and herd them into a cattle run.

13 Jul 19:55

Amit Dutta

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or it's off to the camps for you....damn right

13 Jul 19:55

Mechanizoid

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I submit that we of Earth have already invented a stand-still ray and have failed to fully exploit the possibilities.

13 Jul 19:54

Mechanizoid

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I will serve you with all my capricious intellect, Fuhrer Dutta

13 Jul 19:54

Amit Dutta

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How quickly does repeated watching of Deadpool reduce one to gibbering idiocy

13 Jul 19:54

John

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http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma6wkv...o1_500.gif

13 Jul 19:54

Amit Dutta

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Ah you want to be part of my experimentation team. Yes, we can talk

13 Jul 19:54

Mechanizoid

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That oughta slow 'em down.