Shout Box archive

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a priest once called me dick when i was 8. i told him to f*ck off apparently

24 Apr 00:22

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oh my god. they missed out on something beautiful.

24 Apr 00:21

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Did you ever get the bigger dick joke during puberty richard?

24 Apr 00:21

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that happens? i thought i was getting more tanned .... it must be my time then. i'll get my gangster rap playlists made then i guess....

24 Apr 00:21

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Yeah, the normal thing right? zips, bigger dick, afro hair? you know, puberty

24 Apr 00:21

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black

24 Apr 00:20

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suddenly

24 Apr 00:20

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wait black?

24 Apr 00:20

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trust me ive been there

24 Apr 00:20

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this is coming from a guy whos full name is Richard Ward. Dick wad. Dick wood.

24 Apr 00:20

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Until I hit puberty, and turned black

24 Apr 00:20

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oh sorry dude

24 Apr 00:19

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hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahh

24 Apr 00:19

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I had the most horrible of times in early highschool

24 Apr 00:19

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hah

24 Apr 00:19

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We say Jesus

24 Apr 00:19

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hesuss ?

24 Apr 00:19

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yeah

24 Apr 00:19

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Wanna guess what we say in spain?

24 Apr 00:19

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You know how in english you say bless you when someone sneezes?

24 Apr 00:18

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You know what my life is like dude?

24 Apr 00:18

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Dude, I don't know if you were talking to me or were using jesus as an expression

24 Apr 00:18

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like forgiving is great and all but come on.

24 Apr 00:18

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jesus u should sort him out

24 Apr 00:18

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thats not fair on the poor guy. i bet no one trusts him now

24 Apr 00:17

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no way? judas?

24 Apr 00:17

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hes a artist too of all things

24 Apr 00:17

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And people named Judas... and Romans, specially romans

24 Apr 00:17

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i have someone i know in town that looks like jesus hah

24 Apr 00:17

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Tell him to stay away from olive gardens

24 Apr 00:16

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my cousing now looks identical to jesus. long hair, beard, kinda doped up look an all. its great

24 Apr 00:16