04 Jan 21:11
--lol i was thinking the same thing
04 Jan 20:57
--Stronga sounds like a german-russian porn actress who only does hardcore lesbian tapes
04 Jan 20:55
--damn how the fuck do you guys draw for long periods of time after an intense workout my arms feel like theyre going to fall off
04 Jan 20:52
--In the market ''Oh is that bread?'' ''MY EX GF USED TO EAT BREAD... snif... *cryes uncontrollably''
04 Jan 20:50
--*eats a piece of cottage cheese and spits it out and starts crying because it reminds me of my ex gfs thighs*
04 Jan 20:43
--yeah plus im not in the mood for jokes my honey broke my heart and i cant stop crying my weight vest is drenched with my tears
04 Jan 20:39
--nah it just has 80lbs worth of sandbags in it. so you could shoot me and blood and sand would splatter everywhere plus id probably fall down pretty hard