04 Jan 21:08
--With R2PBlow
04 Jan 20:57
--Stronga sounds like a german-russian porn actress who only does hardcore lesbian tapes
04 Jan 20:55
--damn how the fuck do you guys draw for long periods of time after an intense workout my arms feel like theyre going to fall off
04 Jan 20:52
--In the market ''Oh is that bread?'' ''MY EX GF USED TO EAT BREAD... snif... *cryes uncontrollably''
04 Jan 20:50
--*eats a piece of cottage cheese and spits it out and starts crying because it reminds me of my ex gfs thighs*
04 Jan 20:43
--yeah plus im not in the mood for jokes my honey broke my heart and i cant stop crying my weight vest is drenched with my tears
04 Jan 20:39
--nah it just has 80lbs worth of sandbags in it. so you could shoot me and blood and sand would splatter everywhere plus id probably fall down pretty hard
04 Jan 20:11
--thank you US for giving me a 25 % discount on everything I buy from you as long as I use euros
04 Jan 19:59
--also found my 80lb weight vest so i can do some squats i guess, its better than nothin i dont have weights or gym membership