25 Jun 05:00
--#LizardDonutPlanet
25 Jun 02:21
--it would make more sense to just melt the outer layer of the crust, though
25 Jun 02:20
--I always thought it was wasteful that the Empire wanted to blow up planets
25 Jun 02:18
--hokey religions and ancient reptile gods are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid
25 Jun 02:17
--also the Glanktwangulusxys from Rigel IV aren't like us, we can't trust them, we gotta get them before they get us!!!
25 Jun 02:16
--I find it hilarious I mention being conscripted and everyone leaves immediately lol
25 Jun 02:16
--It was fun while it lasted. We will always have the toroidal lizard interlopers of Flatearth Zenga
25 Jun 02:14
--Crap. This *really* made me hungry. Got to go grab some donuts or something. Later.
25 Jun 02:14
--You are being recruited for an interstellar war. Given the choice, would you rather fight on planets as a Space Marine or join the Space Navy?