26 May 01:16

RottenPocket

Tryna be like Galadriel n shit. "ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR"

26 May 01:16

Jun

I am not sure if the website is having issues or it's just my internet.

26 May 01:16

Amit Dutta

"One ring to rule them all"

26 May 01:15

RottenPocket

Man you get around more than the fellowship.

26 May 01:14

Amit Dutta

Then I met another bride...and she was most definitely Gollum

26 May 01:14

RottenPocket

That guy had issues. Think he needed a bit o' lovin.

26 May 01:14

Amit Dutta

Well then maybe my bride was called Saruman :P

26 May 01:14

Jun

Is Sam wise? Is he a mitt?

26 May 01:13

RottenPocket

Hey man, Samwise is loyal af

26 May 01:13

Amit Dutta

and A mitt don't play that way

26 May 01:12

Amit Dutta

Unfortunately she was called Sam Gamgee

26 May 01:12

Amit Dutta

Sauron promised me a bride

26 May 01:11

Jun

Or were you born there?

26 May 01:11

Jun

Yo amit, how did you end up in NZ?

26 May 01:11

RottenPocket

They are citrus, non?

26 May 01:10

Amit Dutta

can one zest a cumquat?

26 May 01:10

RottenPocket

Seem more like.. Cumquat.

26 May 01:10

Amit Dutta

good choice

26 May 01:10

Jun

Lime always

26 May 01:09

Amit Dutta

Are you orange or lime or lemon.....? zest that is

26 May 01:08

Jun

I can't even english.

26 May 01:08

Jun

It was naught contempt, but words of love

26 May 01:07

RottenPocket

Mitts are handy, always on the ball. But if there was contempt in that your zest lacks its zing.

26 May 01:07

Amit Dutta

Funny story. I was leaving a coffee shop in Canada in Winter. someone yelled out hey, "it's Amit" I turned around expecting my fans and adulation, and someone held up a soggy discarded old mitt, someone had left behind. True story

26 May 01:06

Jun

You're nothing but a mitt

26 May 01:05

Amit Dutta

or shit would get too real too fast

26 May 01:05

Amit Dutta

I am keeping an eye on the mechanizoid presence haha

26 May 01:04

RottenPocket

You're in the Daggers shoutbox where Mech can strike anytime your innocense is long lost.

26 May 01:04

Amit Dutta

Robert Baratheon's cucumber was ruined by the rapacious boar

26 May 01:03

RottenPocket

That.

26 May 01:03

Jun

don't rot my innocence

26 May 01:03

Jun

please no