28 Apr 19:27

Mechanizoid

Do not recommend watching if you A. like your dick and balls and/or B. do not like thinking about scalpels near a certain part of your anatomy

28 Apr 19:25

Mechanizoid

I saw an animation that explained how they turn your dick into a vagina, and I have to admit it made me CRINGE during most of it lol

28 Apr 19:25

Mechanizoid

LOL

28 Apr 19:24

John

Painless sex change!

28 Apr 19:24

John

Tell you what! What I'll do is, I'll build a clinic around that portal. Shove would-be transexuals in it. And get paid!

28 Apr 19:20

Mechanizoid

:D

28 Apr 19:20

Mechanizoid

If you found a portal that let you be Caitlin Jenner for a day, would you jump in it?

28 Apr 19:08

John

I gotcha.

28 Apr 19:06

devinn

Three 6 Mafia made a music video based on that concept haha, if you're a fan of hiphop. But yeah you gottaaa see it, man

28 Apr 19:04

devinn

nah, it's about these people that find this wall/portal thing that allows them to live life as John Malkovich hahaha it's...interesting.

28 Apr 19:04

John

Ahh phooey. Water works movie.

28 Apr 19:04

Mechanizoid

@John Yes, my transition form a supermassive black hole to a biomechanical terror of the spaceways does have its challenges.

28 Apr 19:03

Mechanizoid

No, it looks like a drama

28 Apr 19:03

John

@Jak Ah! Hmm! Is it a documentary of sorts?

28 Apr 19:02

John

Just kidding! Sort of!

28 Apr 19:02

John

Haha! So this is how a Kardashian baby felt like when Bruce turned into Caitlin!

28 Apr 19:01

devinn

wasn't bad! very very weird, but in a good way haha

28 Apr 19:00

John

Hey! You did change your name! Congratulations! Time for that awkward transition period!

28 Apr 18:57

Mechanizoid

Centurylink once again lives up to its name. Graggers to your teamer, ISP.

28 Apr 18:56

Mechanizoid

*internet struggles to download video, farts, and dies*

28 Apr 18:55

Mechanizoid

*tries to watch trailer for Art School Confidential uploaded in gorgeous 240p*

28 Apr 18:54

Mechanizoid

I've heard of Being John Malkovitch but I haven't seen it yet.

28 Apr 18:38

John

How was it?

28 Apr 18:38

John

I haven't. Which is admittedly dubious on my part, for someone looking for John Malkovich movies. You'd think I'd go for that movie first.

28 Apr 18:29

devinn

Malkovich...malkovich...MALKOVICH!! lol have you seen being John Malkovich? a super young cameron diaz is in it

28 Apr 17:53

John

Art School Confidential! I vaguely remember the movie. If I can recall anything, I watched it for John Malkovich!

28 Apr 17:38

KurtJeremy

Anybody knew this movie? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364955/boar...f_=tt_bd_2

28 Apr 17:05

Piotr Jasielski

streaming https://www.twitch.tv/piotr_jasielski

28 Apr 16:19

devinn

ah, that's cool

28 Apr 16:17

smrr

lmao - yeah there's a thread based around that personality test: http://crimsondaggers.com/forum/thread-6685.html

28 Apr 16:15

devinn

Wow, the way I typed that sounds exactly as if a slab of cardboard banged it's boring head on a keyboard.

28 Apr 16:13

devinn

very interesting and accurate personality test...for those who're on break or whatever and have some time outside of their daily routine. https://www.16personalities.com/